WOW try and tell a woman these days that is the way to act and you may get hurt lol
"Only Death will end my love affair with Texas"........... Bob Bullock
WOW try and tell a woman these days that is the way to act and you may get hurt lol
Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911
I especially like the line "Be a little GAY and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift one of your duties is to provide it...
LOL!!! My wife does have some HOT girlfriends!
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. :rolleyes:
how times change
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver?
hahahahOriginally Posted by SUNDROP
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When life was good!............Where did we go wrong.
Take your kids hunting and fishing, and you won't be hunting your kids
Where we went wrong...explained!!!!!
A wise old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking
a Ceremonial Pipe and eyeing two U.S. Government officials sent to
interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the
white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering
all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and
then calmly replied.
"When white man found this land, Indians were running it."
"No taxes."
"No debt."
"Our braves didn't die in far away lands."
"There were no fences, we had freedom to roam"
"Plenty buffalo."
"Plenty beaver."
"We did not need permission to build teepees or lodges."
"Women did all the work."
"Medicine man free."
"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing."
"Food and clothing was free to take from nature."
"All night having sex."
Then Chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
" I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more war. " Abbie Hoffman