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  1. 02-17-2008, 02:13 PM #1
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    Default Church hymn


    This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
    A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

    With great emphasis he said,
    "If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    "And if I had All the wine in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river."
    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
    "And if I had allwhiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river."
    Sermon complete, he sat down



    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing,
    "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365


    "Shall We Gather at the River."
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  2. 02-17-2008, 02:27 PM #2
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    I will meet him there
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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  3. 02-17-2008, 07:12 PM #3
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    I think i need to be baptised.
    Crappie fishing is my lighthouse of sanity in an insane world,
    It keeps me from crashing on the rocky shores of everyday life.
    Crappie.com is my beacon of light!
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  4. 02-17-2008, 07:24 PM #4
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    That is a good one...


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  5. 02-17-2008, 08:42 PM #5
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    That is funny I don't care who you are!
    Take your kids hunting and fishing, and you won't be hunting your kids
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  6. 02-18-2008, 09:42 AM #6
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    Good One !!!
    "Only Death will end my love affair with Texas"........... Bob Bullock
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  7. 02-18-2008, 12:14 PM #7
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    That might get me to church!! LOL!!
    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. :rolleyes:
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