R. D. Mercer

[radtexan]

Dont know how many of you know of him,but this has got to be be some of the funniest comedy ever.
A couple radio guys from Tulsa make crank calls from Roy pretending to be an angry Country good ole boy.Some of his quotes will have you rolling !!!!
much funnier to hear him but some of my favorites:

I'm gonna hit ya so hard, yer kids'll be borned dizzy.

I'm gonna wipe the floor with ya, then whup yer $$$ for not gettin' in the corners.

I'm gonna be on you like stink on an Adam Sandler movie

Got any favorites ?????

[deathb4disco]

I love Roy D! One of the local stations here in Atlanta used to play his routines. One of my favorites is when they called up Bill Goldberg (former WCW wrestler "Goldberg".)

Roy claimed that his son was now sick since Goldberg autographed the kid's head with a magic marker. Roy wanted Goldberg to pay the kid's $232 medical bill. (That seemed to be a common theme. Roy was always after people to pay some little bill.)

Roy kept asking Goldberg, "How big a boy are you?" (implying that Roy was going to take it out of his hide if Goldberg didn't pay up.) Goldberg was getting steamed!

Hilarious! :D

[radtexan]

That was a great one Db4d.
One of my favorites was the Ford salesman that Roy was going to open a 55 gal drum full of whup &&& for wanting to show Sharon-jean his Probe:D :D :D

[FishnLine]

I love R. D. "By God" Mercer!

One that always comes to mind is when he calls the car dealer upset about his wifes visit. He was mad as the Ford salesman about trying to show his wife the back seat of the car and then he offered to show her his probe. :D

[FishnLine]

That was a great one Db4d.
One of my favorites was the Ford salesman that Roy was going to open a 55 gal drum full of whup &&& for wanting to show Sharon-jean his Probe:D :D :D

LOL. You beat me to it.

[FishnLine]

I like the one about the hamster or gerbil?? named liberachy(sp?) That guy on the other end couldn't quit laughing and said he was too old for this s***

[radtexan]

One of his latest CD's is Roy vs the yankees.You think we laugh about his accent. Try Sittuayshun on a New Yorker.

[radtexan]

I'm gonna be on you like ugly on a Baldwin brother.

I'll jump right square in the middle of ya, stomp a mudhole and stop it dry

[superdave1984]

Here's a link to the site where you can get the original. Roy D Mercer ripped this guy's stuff.
http://www.asswhupper.com/

[stumpfinder]

the origanil leroy mercer was a fellow from east tenn named john bean he did the eddies auto parts,the boot store,the junkyard about the rim,and more aint noything to me to whip a mans $$$,john passed away shortly after those phone calls you can listen to some of the samples at the website that superdave posted above asswhupper.com i laugh till i cry when i listen to them