My Wife

[Catch@Fish]

Lately my wife has been working a lot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that I just can't believe. The prop is nicked and one blade has been bent. Should I change the prop or just get it straighted out?

[DHanis_Dude]

Funny

[J White]

I'd just reshape it with two hammers, one for a dolly... :D

[DTG]

Catch@fish- my co-pilot said you couldn't write that well,she knew somethin was up!

[Catch@Fish]

she liked that didnt she?

[crappiecrazy]

A husband and wife went in for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years
they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of
their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the
wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut
up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to
the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I