Frank J.'s Vision For America

[deathb4disco]

I don't know who Frank J. is, but I must admit, he's an exceptionally clear thinker:

FRANK J.'S VISION FOR AMERICA

A fist in every hippie's face.
Criminals on fire, running around the streets.
Every time you turn on the TV, foreign countries exploding.
Tax collectors shunned like in biblical times.
Guns.
Increased vigilance for pirates.
People deported for being too big a sissy to be an American.
Everywhere a BBQ.
Giant cars left on to burn gas for no reason.
Dinosaurs roam the streets, delivering mail.
Lawyers exiled. Disputes settled by kung fu.
Rocket shoes.
Every movie has America as the hero and huge terrorist body counts. Even Disney films. And romantic comedies.
Monkeys slaughtered.
Katanas are back in style.
Illegal immigrants flee home and write back letters of apology.
Giant robots for some reason.
Everything has bacon in it.

[ShellQuacker]

There's hippies now that are a problem? Musta missed that.
And when you say everything has bacon on it, does that include the burning criminals?

[father of 4]

Now I like that one

[J White]

I'm laughing, especially about the bacon on burning criminals :D

but wondering, what did monkeys do to dude? Fling poo at him when
he was a kid at the zoo or something?

[big "E"]

I don't know who Frank J. is, but I must admit, he's an exceptionally clear thinker:

FRANK J.'S VISION FOR AMERICA

A fist in every hippie's face.
Criminals on fire, running around the streets.
Every time you turn on the TV, foreign countries exploding.
Tax collectors shunned like in biblical times.
Guns.
Increased vigilance for pirates.
People deported for being too big a sissy to be an American.
Everywhere a BBQ.
Giant cars left on to burn gas for no reason.
Dinosaurs roam the streets, delivering mail.
Lawyers exiled. Disputes settled by kung fu.
Rocket shoes.
Every movie has America as the hero and huge terrorist body counts. Even Disney films. And romantic comedies.
Monkeys slaughtered.
Katanas are back in style.
Illegal immigrants flee home and write back letters of apology.
Giant robots for some reason.
Everything has bacon in it.

FrankJ sounds like every man to me. Still trying to read with the fist in my face and the giant cars left on to burn gas for no reason.

[big "E"]

big "E"s vision for America:

A shovel in every banker and Lawyer's hand.
Politicians on fire running around the streets.
Every time you turn on the TV , insurance companies exploding.
Tax collectors laughed off the door step.
Free thought.
Increased vigilance for closed minded people with military agendas.
People deported for being caught serving private interests on capitol hill.
Everywhere a rich guy being kicked in the nuts.
Giant cars left on to burn gas in the garages of those who designed them.
Dinosaurs roam the streets, delivering mail.(I liked that one)
Lawyers digging ditches. (see above)
Every movie has a no-sequel law attached to it to prevent more Rambo2007s.
Monkeys trained for servitude.
Solving your own problems is back in style.
Illegal immigrants flee home and start buliding their own fence.

[deathb4disco]

A shovel in every banker and Lawyer's hand.

Only if there's a lot of snow on the ground.

Politicians on fire running around the streets.

Certain pols -- sure.

Every time you turn on the TV , insurance companies exploding.

Naw, we gotta have 'em. GEICO makes good commercials.

Tax collectors laughed off the door step.

I'd prefer the shunning.

Free thought.

Free love. No, wait -- we tried that with less than stellar results.

Increased vigilance for closed minded people with military agendas.

Yes! Free up the open-minded people with military agendas.

People deported for being caught serving private interests on capitol hill.

Capitol Hill would be empty, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Everywhere a rich guy being kicked in the nuts.

I like rich guys. They provide more jobs than poor guys.

Every movie has a no-sequel law attached to it to prevent more Rambo2007s.

No way! I'm looking forward to Indiana Jones 4 and Hulk 2 this year.

Monkeys trained for servitude..

That's how Planet of the Apes got started. I don't want Dr. Zaius telling me what to do.

[backtocrappie]

Humanity it hopeless. We were given the perfect plan by a sinless architect and our ancestors killed him for it.