worm funeral

[papasage]

Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

[okeechobee fisher]

lol...i liked that one...it was pretty good :D

[Crapbie]

I thought it was that worms are addictive by nature? Damn spermaholics, I know a lady crippled by that debilitating illness, she also had to get both her knees rebuilt for some reason.