the old lady fainted

[CRAPPIEDENTIST]

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat
to a group of out-of-stators who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to
salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day
and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When
he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the
grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.'

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no!
Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from th e beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack
in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used
her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what
finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys
looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and
smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get
in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!'

thats when the old lady fainted
JAKE

[father of 4]

lol now thats funny

[RIVERRATT]

Lmao Cant Wait To Tell It

[KCBALLER]

lmao great stuff!!