Christmas Tequila Cookie Recipe

[C N]

This is a bit off the subject, but everyone needs cookies and or Tequila every now and again.

As my gift to you, I thought you would enjoy the sharing of my favorite cookie recipe....


A Christmas Favorite...


Christmas Tequila Cookies:


1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup (two sticks) butter

1 cup granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit (dried
cranberries or raisins)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
or pecans

2 cups all purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(silver or gold, as desired)


First, sample the Cuervo to
check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the
Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour another 4 ounces
in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on
the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat
again.


At this point, it is best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK.

Try another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Breal two leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
picking the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
(and try not to fall over).

Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

Finish the Cose Juervo

And make sure to put the stove
in the dishwasher.


Cherry Mistmas.

[Speck]

LOL. Good one C.N.

[longliner]

LMAO....Great stuff C.N. keep up the baking!!!

[Mr Zip]

LOL, Very good Thanks

[C N]

Middle aged bald guys DO rock, Mr. Zip!!!! I married mine 25 years ago before he was middle aged or bald. Seems he blames me for both???

[kp crane]

i wondered were that was going to end up!!,:D ..good one!:D