Christian Joke

[Crappie Reaper]

There was a boy who had just turned 16. He approached his Father about getting his drivers license.
His Father told him, "No problem, but you have to do three things first".
What are they Father asked the Son?
The Father tells his son that he must read the Bible everyday, bring his grades up, and get a haircut.
The Son smiles and says, "That's too easy, I'll do it".
Nine weeks passed and the boy came in screaming, "Dad, Dad, here's my report card, I got straight A's"! And I've been reading the Bible everyday!
The Father says, "That's great Son, but I noticed you haven't got your haircut yet".
The Son replies, "Dad, I noticed while reading the Bible, that Jesus had long hair".
The Father said, "Yes Son, and if you would have read a little bit further, you would have found out that he walked everywhere he went".

[sethook]

That's a Keeper Crappie Reaper. I'm a poet and didn't know-it.

[Rowdy]

I can prove Jesus Had a Honda car........They arived in one....... Accord !!!

Rowdy

[father of 4]

Well the three wise men were Firemen also. They came from a FAR. hehe