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  1. 12-19-2007, 02:29 PM #1
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    Default How to tell the sex of a fly


    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded,
    "3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone.
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  2. 12-19-2007, 02:54 PM #2
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    good stuff, very funny
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  3. 12-19-2007, 03:09 PM #3
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    Too funny!
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  4. 12-20-2007, 04:23 AM #4
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    Works for me, funny.
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  5. 12-20-2007, 10:58 AM #5
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    sounds right to me
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    How can you argue with that logic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    How can you argue with that logic?
    Looking at it from the other side of the fence, you can't. :p
    Last edited by girlsfishtoo; 12-21-2007 at 01:58 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlsfishtoo
    Looking at it from the other side of the fence, you can't. :p
    Yea, but I bet you kept looking over at that beer can, and every once in a while, giggle a little while smiling. Women have all the power.
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  9. 12-22-2007, 11:09 AM #9
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    I wonder how far the phone was from the beer can?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper
    Yea, but I bet you kept looking over at that beer can, and every once in a while, giggle a little while smiling. Women have all the power.
    How very true!
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