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    Had a great weekend. Caught a few crappie (from 2 to 20 foot deep -- scattered and moving into the shallows); made some new friends; and made it home safely. Couldn't ask for more! BTW - don't forget that the shallow water warms faster than the main body. They'll be there before you realize it.

    Now for the funny stuff:

    Who said men don't remember anniversaries?
    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    their bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
    She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee.
    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
    The husband looks up from is coffee,
    "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only
    16?" he asks solemnly.
    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring
    and sensitive.
    "Yes I do," she replies.
    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
    making love?"
    Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    him.
    The husband continued.
    "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
    'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20
    years?"
    "I remember that too" she replied softly.
    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten
    out today."
    Quit Wish'in and Let's Go Fish'in
    Darryl Morris

    FAMILY FISHING TRIPS GUIDE SERVICE
    501-844-5418 --- [email protected]

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    Darryl-pretty Good! Glad You Had A Good One,its Slow Here On The Hollow Right Now!!cold Front Moved In-snow-26*!sure Hope It Stabilizes Pretty Quick. Good Fishin To Ya!!!dennis
    Good Fishin To Ya!! Dennis Dale Hollow Crappie www.dalehollowcrappie.4t.com

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