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    Cool Logic


    >> Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
    favourite
    >> bar, drinking beer.
    >> Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
    life

    >> without an education.
    >> Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for
    some

    >> classes."
    >> Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
    >> The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
    >> admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math,
    english,
    >> history, and logic.
    >> "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
    >> The Dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
    >> "Yeah."
    >> "Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would
    have
    >> a yard."
    >> "That's true, I do have a yard."
    >> "I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
    >> logically that you would have a house."
    >> "Yes, I do have a house."
    >> "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have
    a

    >> family."
    >> "I have a family."
    >> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must

    >> have a wife."
    >> "Yes, I do have a wife."
    >> "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
    heterosexual."
    >> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all
    of
    >> that because I have a weedeater!!"
    >> Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves
    to
    >> go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is
    signed
    >> up for math, English, history, and logic.
    >> "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
    >> Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
    >> "No."
    >> "Then you're a queer."
    "Only Death will end my love affair with Texas"........... Bob Bullock

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    good one
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    I'm going to buy a weedeater.

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    lol. That's pretty good.

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    Oh no! I've only got a hedgetrimmer. I can only speculate what that might mean.
    Jim - Have boat - will travel.

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    Uh oh I got to buy a weedeater lol
    Soldiers and Firefighters. Some people were meant to call 911, Some were meant to BE 911

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    Default get a good one!!!

    Three years ago, I bought three of them. The two american ones lasted a total of four hours, now I got a husqvarna.At least my wives were maid in the usa. Wish they could have lasted longer, but there will be no more of them in my future.

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