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    Question My Luck Was So Bad Quote


    I saw a guy coming in from the boat dock yesterday. I asked him how did he do? This is what he replied.......................................

    "My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.":D :D :D :D

    After I finished cracking up laughing I showed him what he was doing wrong.
    There was NO HOOK on his rig , just a bobber (Red & white ball!!!!) and some split shot, and he fished it that way all day. Poor old man had forgot it and was was just sitting in his rowboat all day enjoying the weather daydreaming. He was about 75 bless his soul. His quote got me to thinking....What was the funniest bad luck quote about fishing you ever heard????


    Here is another one...
    "My fishing buddy has a slight impediment in his speech when I am fishing. Every now and then he stops to breathe.":D :D :D :D :D :D
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    Poor old feller. I darn near died when I read his story.

    I was out fishing with a buddy of mine when I was a kid. We didnt have fly rodes so we just put a fly on our main line and casted it out with a bobber and would real it in slow. Well my buddy casted out and hit me in the back of the head with his bobber and it still flew out into the lake. Well he realed it in and said and I quote "Mike I'm missing my fly!!!" just then i got this burning feeling behind my ear. Yep you guessed it 2 hrs at the hospital getting it removed from the back of my head. Still got the Bumble bee fly to this day at my mom's house.

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    That was a great story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMITTY 58D
    Poor old feller. I darn near died when I read his story.

    I was out fishing with a buddy of mine when I was a kid. We didnt have fly rodes so we just put a fly on our main line and casted it out with a bobber and would real it in slow. Well my buddy casted out and hit me in the back of the head with his bobber and it still flew out into the lake. Well he realed it in and said and I quote "Mike I'm missing my fly!!!" just then i got this burning feeling behind my ear. Yep you guessed it 2 hrs at the hospital getting it removed from the back of my head. Still got the Bumble bee fly to this day at my mom's house.

    Did you mount that fly?
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    No my mom has it in my "baby box" She has had it for twenty years in there. Doc had to slingshot it out of my head because everytime he would try to push the barb through two things would happen. One the hook would bend and two I would almost pass out. Funny thing is it didnt really hurt much it was just that weird feeling I couldnt stand, Oh did I mention I hate needles.

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    One ol man pulled up in a boat n asked another ol man: Is it pickin up yet?

    Other ol man turned n said: Yeah, the wind is!
    Early to bed, early to rise,
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    My neighbor says "It could Be Raining Fish-With My Luck I"d get hit with an anchor"!!!
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    Default Hee-Haw Days. . .BAD LUCK!

    Do y'all remember the TV show "Hee-Haw"?

    That stupid song:

    Gloom, despair and agony on me,
    Deep, dark depression,
    Excessive misery!
    It it weren't for bad luck,
    I'd have no luck at all!
    Gloom, despair and agony on meeeeeeeeeee....
    Dru Richards :D

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    Last week my ship finally came in after 40 years of waiting............wouldn't you know it....
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    I was at the Airport :D
    Gone Fishing

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    My luck is so bad ,I went to Long John Silvers and orderd three peice fish meal and they snuck in chicken instead.

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