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boat49
10-13-2007, 09:50 AM
I have a question for the females. I have a female fishing partner that won't go now that the marinas have closed for the season. Why 1 doesn't stay open year round is beyond me! Anyway, what do you females do when nature calls and theres no bathrooms in the area? :eek:

Buffy
10-13-2007, 10:37 AM
Be careful of poison ivy. Maybe because I was the only female hanging out with my brothers and their friends, it has never been an issue. Guess she doesn't tent camp either? honestly It's never occured to me.

financeguy
10-13-2007, 10:48 AM
I have a "jug" that came home with me from a stay in the hospital,added an oblong funnel to the mouth and ..........well you get the idea. Carry a blanket or large beach towel for a coverup

father of 4
10-13-2007, 10:56 AM
I saw in a magazine several years ago where they had a funel that a woman could put in their pants and then stand up like a guy. but I can emagine she would still require the blanket or towel.

bentpole
10-13-2007, 12:36 PM
http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product_ID=298&CATID=178.This may help.

Litebite
10-13-2007, 12:45 PM
So I guess you are asking all the females on here where they do the poopoo and the peepee......And I'm guessing that you mean in a boat but not sure since all the marinas have closed......If I am in a boat I use a bucket and I am in a cove where noone can catch a peek of my white lily butt......I also carry tissue and what other fenimine needs I might be in need of,,,,Well you asked..........:rolleyes: .............Tell her to let loose and she doesn't have to carry that dignity on a boat..........And if she just can't bring herslf to use a bucket try buying a portapotty.....You can get those in most camping departments...........................Or you can go with out her.............................:D .......................






And come on bentpole do you really think that thing is what we need.......................

crappiequeennc
10-13-2007, 01:00 PM
Just like most of you guys ...I go where the need calls....LOL....I ain't running back to no boat ramp to pee....A lot of fishing time wasted there...:eek: ..Tell her to get over it..What goes in has to come out..


Bentpole...I would pee in my pants from laughing so hard if you pulled that thing out with me in the boat...LMBO....

Joe
10-13-2007, 01:27 PM
We [two couples] when fishing on Big "O" several years ago developed a procedure that works well. Way out on the lake it is a real inconvenience to go back to dock.
We use a fiberglass bucket that has a 2" rim around top. The gals use a poncho, and this works like a tent. Even a boat nearby wont know what is going on.
Joe

boat49
10-13-2007, 02:50 PM
So I guess you are asking all the females on here where they do the poopoo and the peepee......And I'm guessing that you mean in a boat but not sure since all the marinas have closed......If I am in a boat I use a bucket and I am in a cove where noone can catch a peek of my white lily butt......I also carry tissue and what other fenimine needs I might be in need of,,,,Well you asked..........:rolleyes: .............Tell her to let loose and she doesn't have to carry that dignity on a boat..........And if she just can't bring herslf to use a bucket try buying a portapotty.....You can get those in most camping departments...........................Or you can go with out her.............................:D .......................






And come on bentpole do you really think that thing is what we need.......................

I have offered most logical solutions and some maybe not so logical from the female standpoint!!. I dont remember the poopoo ever being the problem, she just pees alot! I have 2 livewells plus a baittank on the boat and being a center console it has 2 drains on the floor. I have thought about putting a mens sign over one and womens over the flooor drains!! I usually have towels or blankets on board. I guess I will be looking for fishing partners...any central Okies let me know if you are interested, her spots gone!!! :D

bentpole
10-14-2007, 04:18 AM
Litebite & Crappiequeennc: Them things are sold at most pilot shops. Maybe it's because if you have ever been in a small plane you know there sure is not alot of room.:D never did know of anyone using them,But they are for sale:p when my wife fished with me she was like you girls,just pull out a bucket.
Most all men with an IQ smarter than a dead shad know a woman has to go just like a man.& don't give it a thought,

crappiequeennc
10-14-2007, 05:41 AM
Litebite & Crappiequeennc: Them things are sold at most pilot shops. Maybe it's because if you have ever been in a small plane you know there sure is not alot of room.:D never did know of anyone using them,But they are for sale:p when my wife fished with me she was like you girls,just pull out a bucket.
Most all men with an IQ smarter than a dead shad know a woman has to go just like a man.& don't give it a thought,


Yea...That looks kind of like what they have in the hospitals...Not making fun of it or you bentpole....

It just never occured to me that if someone had to go....That they wouldn't go...LOL...:eek:

papasage
10-14-2007, 06:01 AM
wal-mart has a potty stool . i use it on a pontoon . the bass boat she uses the live well.:eek:

fish21759
10-14-2007, 09:48 AM
I fished with a Lady in a tournament out of her boat and she let me run the trolling motor while she went to the back of the boat and hung her rear over the back and releived herself . She didn't like to waste time running some where to go to the bathroom .

See ya Kevin ><)))*>

GRIZZ
10-14-2007, 12:13 PM
:eek: I'm not sure what kind of lakes your fishing, but when I take women fishing with me on the lake and they need to go, I find a decent place for them to go in private. I'm sure there are some tough broads (just kiddin ladies) out there that don't mind peeing in buckets under blankets or heaven forbid hanging over the side while everyone politely turns their heads, but I don't know any of them. I just plan ahead so there is a public potty nearby or someone I know where we can go so she can use some decent facilities. In a pinch I'm not afraid to go knock on someones door and politely ask to use their bathroom for someone fishing with me. In any case if I had a female fishin buddy I'd find a way for her to go with some dignity. On the other hand if she is a tough fishin broad and she doesn't mind doin the blanket and a bucket thing I would politely turn my head and think about plane crashes and tornadoes and other awful distracting stuff while she relieved herself.

stinkies daddy
10-14-2007, 06:32 PM
There aint a snow balls chance that my wife is gonna pee any where there aint a lockable door! so she goes before, and i always keep the trip very very very short, more like a boat ride.


Big

SweetHomeAlabama
10-15-2007, 07:18 AM
Why does the "Mud Shark" story come to mind? :D :D :D

Buffy
10-15-2007, 07:46 AM
I guess I spend more time in the middle of nowhere than most. But for goodness sake get a grip! I have used buckets, Found approprate clumps of weeds, the occasional right here right now moment, usually when riding. If you want to waste that much time on 'dignity' maybe my priorites are warped, but spending 10-20 minutes on something that takes maybe 2 ain't for me. Time better spent fishing!
Once at a horse show a friend came out of the ring right to the portapottie, holding her horses reins through the door, somethng startled her (the horse) and instead of letting go held on till the whole thing tipped over...... that was ot on the ot, but I'll step into a nice clean stall any day.