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Thread: The Top 30 Things That You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say:

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    Default The Top 30 Things That You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say:


    I just read Fishin N Wishin's post on not letting your brother name your
    kid. I thought I'd pass this list on..i found it in another fishing forum.

    Enjoy! BA


    THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won't fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

    25. You can't feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    23. Pro Wrestling is fake.
    22. We're vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?

    20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak please.
    13. Cappuccino Latte tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are just too big.
    11. I've saved it all on the C: drive.

    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate.
    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    4. I don't have a favorite college team.
    3. You Guys.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

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    Right answer every time
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    I've seen this before, but it never gets old.

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    #31: No way, sis! We're related!

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    Default One other very recognizable thing..........

    We don't use the "g" in words that end in "ing" very often.:D It's such a waste. :rolleyes:
    If I Ain't Crappie Fishin', I'm Thinkin' About It............

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    #32: Pick up a can of collard greens and some instant grits when you go to the store honey.
    Shoer,
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    #33: Hey Bubba, you as ready for hockey season as I am???
    If I Ain't Crappie Fishin', I'm Thinkin' About It............

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    #34 Hey honey, how 'bout I stay home Saturday & we go to the mall.
    Crappie fishing is my lighthouse of sanity in an insane world,
    It keeps me from crashing on the rocky shores of everyday life.
    Crappie.com is my beacon of light!

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    Youre missing some??????????????

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