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    This ain't a fishing story. But, maybe it it help some other grand pa or daddy. Mimi had her hands full with a sick one yesterday so I volunteered to fetch the other two from day care.
    Lesson #1...
    Choose a route home that does not have a Mc Donalds with a visable play ground.
    Lesson #2...
    When you mess up on #1...be prepared to clime to the top of the monkey bars, fort, or what ever it is to fetch a 19 month old.
    I looked up and couldn't see the youngest one. I knew he couldn't get out of the room the playground is in, so I didn't panic too much. Finally I could see him crawling around in the tubes. When he decided to come down, we were in a mess. He forgot how he got up there. I tried to talk another kid into pushing him down the slide. That didn't work. All the while he is screaming at the top of his lungs. I was standing there trying to figure out how to get my 44" belly in that 24" crawl space when two young mothers came to my recue and crawled up there and got him. They say it was not the first time for either of them. I sure was glad they were there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER
    This ain't a fishing story. But, maybe it it help some other grand pa or daddy. Mimi had her hands full with a sick one yesterday so I volunteered to fetch the other two from day care.
    Lesson #1...
    Choose a route home that does not have a Mc Donalds with a visable play ground.
    Lesson #2...
    When you mess up on #1...be prepared to clime to the top of the monkey bars, fort, or what ever it is to fetch a 19 month old.
    I looked up and couldn't see the youngest one. I knew he couldn't get out of the room the playground is in, so I didn't panic too much. Finally I could see him crawling around in the tubes. When he decided to come down, we were in a mess. He forgot how he got up there. I tried to talk another kid into pushing him down the slide. That didn't work. All the while he is screaming at the top of his lungs. I was standing there trying to figure out how to get my 44" belly in that 24" crawl space when two young mothers came to my recue and crawled up there and got him. They say it was not the first time for either of them. I sure was glad they were there.
    DP
    :D thats funny stuf !! sound like u should always avoid the mcdonalds lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER
    This ain't a fishing story. But, maybe it it help some other grand pa or daddy. Mimi had her hands full with a sick one yesterday so I volunteered to fetch the other two from day care.
    Lesson #1...
    Choose a route home that does not have a Mc Donalds with a visable play ground.
    Lesson #2...
    When you mess up on #1...be prepared to clime to the top of the monkey bars, fort, or what ever it is to fetch a 19 month old.
    I looked up and couldn't see the youngest one. I knew he couldn't get out of the room the playground is in, so I didn't panic too much. Finally I could see him crawling around in the tubes. When he decided to come down, we were in a mess. He forgot how he got up there. I tried to talk another kid into pushing him down the slide. That didn't work. All the while he is screaming at the top of his lungs. I was standing there trying to figure out how to get my 44" belly in that 24" crawl space when two young mothers came to my recue and crawled up there and got him. They say it was not the first time for either of them. I sure was glad they were there.
    DP
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    Talking Teach an old dog new tricks

    They say it can't be done but sounds like you just learned one. hehehe Them younguns will either keep you young and alive or send you home early. Lets pray they keep you young and alive. Also FIND A DETOUR around Mac a doe does. Ferdi aka Fred Been there done that too:D

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    That is good, I'll remeber that...


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    i got a 2 year old and ill go to mcdonalds through the drive threw and get her ahappy meal.. that toy keeps her quit long enough for me to respool a reel

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    I used to have the same problem driving by those chip rock piles the township uses for the roads. We have climbed on every one in three counties, I think. I still smile when I pass one !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER
    This ain't a fishing story. But, maybe it it help some other grand pa or daddy. Mimi had her hands full with a sick one yesterday so I volunteered to fetch the other two from day care.
    Lesson #1...
    Choose a route home that does not have a Mc Donalds with a visable play ground.
    Lesson #2...
    When you mess up on #1...be prepared to clime to the top of the monkey bars, fort, or what ever it is to fetch a 19 month old.
    I looked up and couldn't see the youngest one. I knew he couldn't get out of the room the playground is in, so I didn't panic too much. Finally I could see him crawling around in the tubes. When he decided to come down, we were in a mess. He forgot how he got up there. I tried to talk another kid into pushing him down the slide. That didn't work. All the while he is screaming at the top of his lungs. I was standing there trying to figure out how to get my 44" belly in that 24" crawl space when two young mothers came to my recue and crawled up there and got him. They say it was not the first time for either of them. I sure was glad they were there.
    DP
    McDonalds is out for us, but tonight on the way home from fishing Katie said lets eat there and it was awesome, So putting trust in the young'uns aint always a bad thing!


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