Right Up There With Mom, God, & Apple Pie

[horseshoer]

Like ketchup on a hot dog, a pocket on a shirt, and a pint of whiskey on prom night, there ain't nothin like that great American classic, the BLT.
No Crap-King, not Beer w/Lotsa Tomato juice.

When I announce my candidacy and if, indeed I am elected, I promise to make BLT Day a nat'l holiday complete with a day off and parades, BLT eating contests, fireworks, I'll even have BLTeenth for the brothers, and
Cinco de Sammich fur the bean bandits.
All this you understand after I take care of some of our countrys' major
problems such as advocating a neutering program for cats & dogs but not
child molesters, those dang conehead bike riders all over our roads, and
reforming reefer laws.

[father of 4]

mmm boy that looks good. Did you pick them tomatoes. They sure look tasty. A little salt is all they need.

[painterfish]

shoer i come home for lunch every day 8min. from work, 3 slices of bacon in micowave.. toast in .fix drink. crappie.com 6min. later quick and easy and dont get no better

[dmann436]

you got my vote

[crap-king]

father of 4 the key ingredient to a mater samich is a scoop of duke's mayo and black pepper - salt helps but with out the pepper throw it away

shoer anyone who does not know the importance of mater juice in our political process I will have to question your competence to hold office - some of our nations most thought out plans and decisions may not come out as well as they did if not for the bloody mary or red eye to get the cobwebs out from the night before - beer and mater juice has helped many great leaders quit shaking long enough to appear strong at those early morning press conferences - shoer I can tell you need me on your staff if you are going to make in the political arena

[anchorpuller]

I tell ya, I can feel the juice runnin' down and drippin off my elbows just LOOKING at that picture. MmmMmMmmm.

[brettw]

Blue Plate mayo, BLUE PLATE !!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't get it, I feel sorry fer you.

[wrwest]

OH that looks good. Think I will go get the makins for a BLT

[crap-king]

Blue Plate mayo, BLUE PLATE !!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't get it, I feel sorry fer you.

it aint a samich with out a big scoop a dukes

[superdave1984]

Miracle Whip. A BLT just isn't the same without it. And those maters look beautiful. I am jealous.
And to quote Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry): "Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog"