Horseshoers pickled egg recipie....

[Cane Pole]

I forgot to tell everyone I tried the recipe. Fabulous flatulation!

[Glowgood Jigster]

Well that's it, I'm makin me some.

[painterfish]

yall mine sharing that recipe must have missed it first time around thanks

[horseshoer]

#1 Today, 08:12 AM
DonG
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Hey Shoer

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My friend, CanePole, tried your pickled egg recipe...I haven't heard from him since...Is there any antidote that I could send him?
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Bevel the outer edge of a 2 ft length of 1" PVC to take the sharp edge off
the end of the pipe. Generously smear Corn Huskers Lotion on one end of it, about 10-12 inches or roughly half the length of it. Slowly, gently insert the PVC into the subject rectally. Gently slide it up into the bowel tract until the pocket of gas is reached. It will provide instant relief once vented.

Needless to say, beveling & lubricating the PVC is purely a humanitarian
practice. You won't cut the palms of your hand if you have to hammer it up in there to reach the trapped gas and your hands will be nice and soft & supple after the procedure.
Sure hope Tom is okay.
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[reelcrappie]

Don't forget to strap him down so the backblast won't propell him through several walls. No open flame or other sources of ignition should be in the area.

[GRIZZ]

Is this a global warming topic? You know - greenhouse gases. I think thats the first time I've seen fabulous and flatulation in the same sentence. Nice work Cane.

[reelcrappie]

That Cane is a true southern orator.