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FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 10:24 AM
How you doing? is what the message said. Banned was her status. Another woman who couldn't resist my bald head... LOL

Who else got a PM from Karen?

And NO, I didn't respond, I just deleted it.

Reminded me of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8L2cI8brzQ

SpeckledSlab
06-17-2018, 10:29 AM
​I did, but Iím not bald. lol

"G"
06-17-2018, 10:40 AM
She has been banned.....she was from Nigeria......anybody else get a PM from her just delete it.

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Slab
06-17-2018, 10:44 AM
She gone. Thanks go to wannabe fisherman for reporting the bad PM. If any of you all see stuff like this, please do not hesitate to report it. Posts or PM's.

FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 10:47 AM
She may be related to that prince in Africa that needs me to send him $1000 because his assets are frozen. He said he'll send me $1,000,000 for my trouble once he gets his assets back!

FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 10:48 AM
​I did, but I’m not bald. lol

But you could be....

spartannation
06-17-2018, 11:39 AM
Are there crappie in Nigeria????

SpeckledSlab
06-17-2018, 12:13 PM
​There’s definitely one snapper. lol

Slabprowler
06-17-2018, 01:39 PM
I’m not bald headed ! But I got the same message ! It stuck out like a sore thumb to me ! I started to send it to “G “ but then I realized he was done on top of it! Great job! Folks on keeping stuff like that taken care of!

dhaire
06-17-2018, 01:41 PM
Going bald so I assume she was half hearted. Deleted immediately.


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ET Fish
06-17-2018, 02:50 PM
I kinda feel left out. Is it too late for ME to pm HER?

Redge
06-17-2018, 04:49 PM
Iím bald, and got the pm also, seems she likes the shiney heads Fur! LOL
Was going to let the Slab and G know tomorrow.
Figure everybody should get a weekend.


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"G"
06-17-2018, 05:45 PM
I got the report from wannabe fisherman early this morning...I got it figured out and there was also another one as well that was posting on the boards asking for cell numbers...Then me and Slab got on it and deleted and edited some stuff and banned them both. Many thanks to wannabe fisherman for hitting the report button.

Slab
06-17-2018, 06:27 PM
I kinda feel left out. Is it too late for ME to pm HER?Yep, too late. But there;s a Nigerian Price that needs some cash quick. Send me money, lots, and I'll make sure it gets into the right hands! :yikes

FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 06:36 PM
Next time, instead of deleting a spammer, send them to me. Let me have some fun with them before you axe them. LOL

ET Fish
06-17-2018, 06:45 PM
Yep, too late. But there;s a Nigerian Price that needs some cash quick. Send me money, lots, and I'll make sure it gets into the right hands! :yikes
:Rofl

Pithon
06-17-2018, 07:05 PM
I really feel rejected now. I can't even get a random letter from a woman in Nigeria. I must be a real bad catch. And I even have a full head of hair.

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"D"
06-17-2018, 08:26 PM
I really feel rejected now. I can't even get a random letter from a woman in Nigeria. I must be a real bad catch. And I even have a full head of hair.

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Cane Pole
06-17-2018, 08:34 PM
Way to go Louie!

I've lost a lot of hair and theeth over the last 10 years, but I got a good personality.

ET Fish
06-17-2018, 08:38 PM
Karen is a catfish! They leave slime everywhere. Glad I don’t have to clean it up! Plus, I have my hair! Both of em!!

rnvinc
06-17-2018, 08:45 PM
She didn't contact me ... I guess she didn't her depth finder fixed ...

:yikes

Rickie

silverside
06-17-2018, 09:02 PM
I really feel rejected now. I can't even get a random letter from a woman in Nigeria. I must be a real bad catch. And I even have a full head of hair.

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I recommend using Slab Sauce and they will come

FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 09:07 PM
She didn't contact me ... I guess she didn't her depth finder fixed ...

:yikes

Rickie

Don't feel lonesome, I'll text you another question in a day or two. :Rofl

FurFlyin
06-17-2018, 09:10 PM
Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

https://s26.postimg.cc/htm4b44t5/Ugly.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

ET Fish
06-17-2018, 09:19 PM
Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

https://s26.postimg.cc/htm4b44t5/Ugly.jpg (https://postimages.org/)
She’s got a purty mouth!:Rofl

Crestliner08
06-18-2018, 06:40 AM
Got one here as well......didn't open it though. I could smell something foul. Just deleted it pronto!

Slab
06-18-2018, 07:30 AM
Y'all can have fun but please do stay away from the crude stuff.

Pithon
06-18-2018, 09:23 AM
Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

https://s26.postimg.cc/htm4b44t5/Ugly.jpg (https://postimages.org/)Still looks better than some of the women I've seen at wally world.

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prop 630
06-18-2018, 10:32 AM
I don't understand why I didn't get one, everyone else in Nigeria has sent me one.

wicklundrh
06-18-2018, 11:53 AM
Dear Karen,

I understand that you like bald men. Well look no further. I look like the brother of Mr. Clean and the Brawny dude! You know the ones. You actually use Brawny with Mr. Clean in the kitchen. No I was not insinuating that you are supposed to be in the kitchen or something, just that I was trying to make a point you might be able to get. Oh wait, I appologize, I forget that you are from Nigeria or some other location. You might not have ever seen Mr. Clean or the Brawny dude. Did we just have our first fight?

I was feeling somewhat left out as I did not receive a special invite (otherwise known as a Private message) from you. I figured that I should introduce myself. I'm not sure of your direct intentions so I guess I should just lay mine out on the table first. Before we get started, you should know that I don't have any direct capital (liquid cash) to send to you at this point in time. I do live in the country on a small farm and have a rather nice 401k that you are welcome to when you get here. It is kept in a safe location. You see, Michigan has a 10 cent bottle return and I have a shed full of them just waiting for the day that someone (could be you) takes them to the local supermarket and runs them through the machine. I'll gladly split the proceeds with you... Sorry I got off track.

I am not a prince but I do have some rather large capital sitting in a location that I could use your help with. Are you familar with Cabelas? No, good. They have something of mine and all I need is $75,000 dollars to get it back. This thing is worth roughly, well, $75,000. I'm betting by your 3rd grade education you can figure out that is a lot of zeros. Where do you fit in? For 75k, I'll gladly share my 401k with you!!!! In fact, I'll give it to you along with the shed that it resides in! Do you like to fish? Don't answer that question, it doesn't matter. Can you clean fish? Can you cook fish? Have you ever skinned a deer? Would you like to learn?

Slab
06-18-2018, 12:40 PM
Dang, now I know. Now I know there are gubers everywhere. Ans a whole big concentration right up there in Michgan. :yikes

ET Fish
06-18-2018, 12:46 PM
Dear Karen,

I understand that you like bald men. Well look no further. I look like the brother of Mr. Clean and the Brawny dude! You know the ones. You actually use Brawny with Mr. Clean in the kitchen. No I was not insinuating that you are supposed to be in the kitchen or something, just that I was trying to make a point you might be able to get. Oh wait, I appologize, I forget that you are from Nigeria or some other location. You might not have ever seen Mr. Clean or the Brawny dude. Did we just have our first fight?

I was feeling somewhat left out as I did not receive a special invite (otherwise known as a Private message) from you. I figured that I should introduce myself. I'm not sure of your direct intentions so I guess I should just lay mine out on the table first. Before we get started, you should know that I don't have any direct capital (liquid cash) to send to you at this point in time. I do live in the country on a small farm and have a rather nice 401k that you are welcome to when you get here. It is kept in a safe location. You see, Michigan has a 10 cent bottle return and I have a shed full of them just waiting for the day that someone (could be you) takes them to the local supermarket and runs them through the machine. I'll gladly split the proceeds with you... Sorry I got off track.

I am not a prince but I do have some rather large capital sitting in a location that I could use your help with. Are you familar with Cabelas? No, good. They have something of mine and all I need is $75,000 dollars to get it back. This thing is worth roughly, well, $75,000. I'm betting by your 3rd grade education you can figure out that is a lot of zeros. Where do you fit in? For 75k, I'll gladly share my 401k with you!!!! In fact, I'll give it to you along with the shed that it resides in! Do you like to fish? Don't answer that question, it doesn't matter. Can you clean fish? Can you cook fish? Have you ever skinned a deer? Would you like to learn?
This is classic! I think we let Karen go too soon! Look how many of us are amusing ourself and others!!

spartannation
06-18-2018, 02:54 PM
Heck, that's as close as I've been to a real date in ten years.:Doh:

Pithon
06-18-2018, 06:55 PM
Heck, that's as close as I've been to a real date in ten years.:Doh:Well on your way to second base now.

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