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  1. 01-31-2018, 12:13 PM #1
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    Default A cowboy walks into a bar


    and orders a whisky.
    When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks,
    "Where is everybody?"
    The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
    "Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
    "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
    "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
    "Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
    "What's he hanging for?" asks the cowboy.
    "Rustling," answered the bartender.
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    Hear bout the dog with a bandaged foot? Walked into a bar and said, " I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw!"
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