Wow..sounds great Canepole,,, how old exactly does one need to be to become a Seenager? I am close,, but I just don't get paid for not
working yet,,,
I am a Seenager
I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
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Wow..sounds great Canepole,,, how old exactly does one need to be to become a Seenager? I am close,, but I just don't get paid for not
working yet,,,
Welcome news. If I'm not there yet, I must be close.
Creativity is just intelligence fooling around
me to
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geeesh at 74 I haven't made it yet, I still get acne. I've got enough oil in my face I could give you an oil change
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I am there and now on the way down the hill
How did you remember all that? Really good read.
Fish hard live hard.
I guess we are both "Seenagers" Seen it all and done most of it too.
We were born when…………….
Apple tunes was the transistor radio;
The number 2 pencil was the cutting edge of technology;
The slide rule was a pocket calculator;
A laptop was a grandchild;
Evening newspapers were trending;
A partyline telephone was facebook;
Stamps were 3 cents;
The Bible was available in first edition!
We were born before………
' television
' penicillin
' polio shots
' frozen foods
' contact lenses
' Frisbees
' credit cards
' laser beams
' ball-point pens
' pantyhose
' air conditioners
' dishwashers
' clothes dryers
' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
' space travel was only in Flash Gordon books.
Facts of aging…
Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
We used to get lost in the shuffle; now we just shuffle along with the lost.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
We sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
If God had wanted us to touch our toes, he would have put them on our knees.
We quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
A person who has a right to boast doesn't have to.
We are not old, we’re youthfully challenged.
We are a walking storeroom of facts... we’ve just lost the key to the storeroom.
Our investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
We are not grouchy, we just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians.
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Our knees buckle and ourr belt won't.
Several Advantages of Getting Old…..
Kidnappers are not very interested in us.
In a hostage situation, we are likely to be released first.
No one expects us to run anywhere.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things we buy now won't wear out.
We can live without sex but not our glasses.
Our eyes won't get much worse.
Our investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
We no longer have hot flashes, we have power surges!
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May God be with you. Keep CALM and STAY ANCHORED with your faith.