View Full Version : Fishin' Laff of the Day....

01-31-2007, 01:27 PM
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Tennessee recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ...

"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah, every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of crap, fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."

"OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

Well, what?," says the redneck.

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

The FISH," replied the warden!

"What fish?" replied the redneck.

01-31-2007, 05:05 PM
Lmbo:d :d :d :d :d

01-31-2007, 05:57 PM
Good One Bushrod!!

01-31-2007, 09:15 PM
Thank is good stuff man.. L M B O!!!!

01-31-2007, 09:51 PM
thats a good one,can't get over on us rednecks

01-31-2007, 10:03 PM
Yes that was a good one :)

Fred in Ky
01-31-2007, 10:11 PM
Now that is funny!

02-01-2007, 07:43 AM
HEHE,Loved that one, I've got a friend that lives down the road from me that is a Game Warden,I've got to tell him that one. THANKS,,,,,