Come on warmer weather, so I'll have more to do than post stupid jokes

[Darryl Morris]

There once was this crappie fisherman who was in a terrible car accident. He was rushed to the hospital and treated, but they had to call in a specialist. When the surgeon came in to visit with the crappie fisherman, the surgeon told him he had some good news and some bad news. Oh my, the crappie fisherman was very upset and wanted the bad news first. The surgeon tells the crappie fisherman that he is going to have to take his right arm. The crappie fisherman feared his fishing days were over and he would never be able to fish like he did before. But, the good news was that the surgeon had another one to replace it. But, it was a woman's arm and must have his permission first before performing the surgery. The crappie fisherman gives his permission. The surgery was a success. About a year later, the crappie fisherman runs into the surgeon at the grocery store. They chit chat for a while and the surgeon asks how his new arm is working out for him. The crappie fisherman replies, "GREAT, I couldn't be more pleased." He then tells the doctor how he's even catching more crappie now and how the sensitivity is greater than before for feeling the light bite. Then the surgeon asks if there have been any complications. The crappie fisherman replies, "Yes, just one. Everytime I put my arm around my wife or give her a hug, I get a headache."

Yeah, okay, I know, it's corney but I really don't have anything else to do.

[Slab]

Hmmm, maybe the start of a "Crappie Jokes" web page. Hmmm, wonder how many Crappie specific jokes there are out there?

and I thought it was funny!

[crap-king]

Are you trying to steal my thunder in telling bad jokes? Piginthepen is a tough critic!!!

[Tim The Lippa Rippa Mon]

Lets see.... why you could look over that tournament schedule I sent to you Darryl. Wink wink, Hint hint, Say No More, say no more! :p

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[Larry C]

Are you coming to the Louisville Boat & Vacation Show 22 Jan - 30 Jan again this year?

[Barnacle Bill]

Come on warm weather!! LOL

[Roberta]

Menopause Jewelry

My husband got tired of trying to figure out my mood swings, so he bought me one of those Mood Rings that changes colors. We discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green...

...and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark in the middle of his forehead.

[Barnacle Bill]

Menopause Jewelry

My husband got tired of trying to figure out my mood swings, so he bought me one of those Mood Rings that changes colors. We discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green...

...and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark in the middle of his forehead.

Now that is by far the best one I've heard in a long time!! Way to go Roberta.

[lovetofish]

Nice Joke. No matter what all the rest may think. Us southern boys know the language all to well. We just tell them we have something that will fix that headache.

[crap-king]

Its time to go fishing before she leaves a second red mark