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Slab
07-10-2015, 08:46 AM
Got this from a good buddy, thought I'd share, thanks George:

CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE


1. ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do

5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist

6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.

7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.

9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does

11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower

12. PARADOX
Two physicians

13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm

14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through

15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV

16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring

17. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife

18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does

19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official

20. PARADIGMS


Twenty cents

Tony the Tiger
07-10-2015, 08:58 AM
:Doh:

CrappiePappy
07-10-2015, 12:15 PM
:Rofl:HandsClapping:ThumbsUp ... good ones, Boss !!

... cp :kewl

RMGeorge
07-10-2015, 02:46 PM
I wanted to stop reading them, but I couldn't look away! :biggrin

wannabe fisherman
07-10-2015, 02:47 PM
OMG!

chucktx
07-10-2015, 09:20 PM
oh wow!!!!!!!!!!..................hhehehehe,,

bowhunter012463
07-11-2015, 05:19 AM
Whats so funny, ain't that what them there words really means?

skeetbum
07-11-2015, 08:01 AM
DOH!!