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    Sorry if this has been posted before, but I thought this was funny....


    A man was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

    "No, sir", replied the man. "I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?"

    "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

    "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

    The man looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr.
    Game Warden. I'll show ya. It really works."

    "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

    The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

    "Well, what?", says the man.

    The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"

    "The FISH", replied the warden!

    "What fish?", replied the man.
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    that's good
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    thats to funny

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