For My Alabama Pals.......

[Cane Pole]

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta,


and they see a sign on a store which reads,

"Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here!

We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Sand Mountain,

sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the

talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might

think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to

us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they

don't know we is from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia

drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100

of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them

there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup

and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South

Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well. ..yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you

knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

[Miller]

thats funny

[crappieseeker]

Okay Cane Pole, fatboy gives me a hard enough time about being a Bama Boy. That is funny though.