Twenty Differences Between Crappie Fishing and Sex

[Jerry Blake]

Twenty Differences between Crappie Fishing and Sex


#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.


#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.


#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.


#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.


#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.


#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you

don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.


#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.


#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.


#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilt about imagining the two of you Fishing together.


#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.


#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.


#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.


#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.


#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite

coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.


#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.


#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.


#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.


#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.


#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.


#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!

[Hoot]

Good one Jerry.

My wife has fished with me even when she had a headache.

[PIGINTHEPIGPEN]

Those are some good one's Jerry :D
Take note Crap-King.

[duane]

e-mailed that to my wife.
great post Jerry

[CohuttaCrappie]

Thanks for the laughs Jerry, LMOA

[Ranger375]

Don't send #7 to lawyer
What ever you do don't sent number 7 to any lawyer. They'll figure out a way to sue for "fishing harassement"....LOL

[crap-king]

:D

Those are some good one's Jerry :D
Take note Crap-King.

I done threatened you once - I am going to have to pull out my BAD joke book if you keep throwing off on my jokes pig :D
your in the pen so you can't get out you will have to readum

[PIGINTHEPIGPEN]

Just tell me on new years eve when I have had about 12 beers in me. I might see them in a different light then

[Barnacle Bill]

Outstanding, a copy of that goes on the fridge.

[crap-king]

Just tell me on new years eve when I have had about 12 beers in me. I might see them in a different light then

after 12 beers I expect you are the joke at that point :p