C.com Should Have A Warning Label

[KiK]

I'm blaming the dwindling funds on a lot of the enablers around here when she comes at me with the next bank statement.

Just sayin'.

[wilbur]

Don't be Scared

[satdoc1]

Man up and tell her to learn to live with it. Let us all know when you come out of the coma.

[KiK]

I tried that right after we wuz married 40 years ago...didn't see her for over a week.

Thats how long it took for the swelling to go down enough to open my eyes.

[RetiredRR]

It takes a real man to tell the whole truth.

[BoarBuster]

Ok let me see if I can write a meaningful warning:


It is not known by those of us that have already been bitten by this fatal obsession how you found the main home page for C.com. Perhaps it was one of those you thought was a friend that had already been infected or perhaps it was some one who knew about the addiction and wanted to find a way to have you wildly spending money while they saved theirs and laughed as you spent more and more on this new addiction. We don't know but WE are a group that believe that we and we alone can self medicated this addiction. At times you will turn to others for advice on how to go after the next big one and then there will come a time that you will offer up a kind word or piece of advice to someone who has recently been bitten and is now for ever trapped in the crappe matrix. Don't feel ashamed to reach out for help as we all started out where you are at now. A nibble here and a nibble there. Yes we knew we were "JUST" trying it out and that WE could quit anytime. The sad truth is once bitten you will never be able to turn back to the world you knew before. In time you will realize that one of your new aims is to retire early. As you have found that work is getting in the way of your fishing. The quest for new colors and exciting fast action lures, strikes, etc will become your main obsession. Fishing supply catalogs will soon swell your mail box. Your car/truck will be able to auto pilot to the bait shop first and then to your favorite lake. You will start to brake when driving past boat shops. The sound of a finely tuned motor will lull you to sleep at night. Soon you will look for reasons to stop in at the tackle shop. You and the UPS/FedX driver will know each other on a first name basic. You will name your kids and pets after your favorite lures. You now new boat are at least new to you will become your new mistress. In order for this not to become a problem on the home front we suggest you infect your partner as soon as possible. They in turn will want to make weekly trips for lures,etc to cure the addiction. It will not work. In order to treat this go purchase two new lures and PM me in the morning. But the main thing is WE ALL want to welcome YOU into the fold, "May Your hook NEVER be empty, your FF always show fish and May Your heart always find new friends on this site. MAY GOD BLESS YOU and YOURS" FISH ON

[usafret99]

all i know is crappie cost me about $120 a pound

[SeaRay]

all i know is crappie cost me about $120 a pound

Amen!

[Redge]

all i know is crappie cost me about $120 a pound

That sounds pretty cheap, I'll PM You for cost saving measures I have missed!! LOL

[KiK]

What does crappie taste like? Ive got the hushpuppies down pat.