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    Farmer Rcc was in his boat when he was hit by a Tug boat. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take steve48 freight company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the freight company's fancy lawyer Ski trip was questioning farmer Rcc. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer Ski trip.

    Farmer Rcc responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite duck into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question."

    "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"

    Farmer Rcc said, "Well I had just got my duck Billbob into the boat and I was driving down the river...."

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge Slab, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the River Patrolman Xring on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

    By this time the Judge Slab was fairly interested in Farmer Rcc's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite duck Billbob."

    Rcc thanked the Judge Slab and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded , my favorite duck Billbob, into the boat and was driving him down the river when this huge tug boat and barges ran us over and smacked my boat right in the side. I was thrown into the water on one side and Billbob was thrown into the other.

    I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Billbob moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by his groans.

    Shortly after the accident river Patrolman Xring came on the scene. He could hear Billbob moaning and groaning so he went over to him on the water. After he looked at him, he took out his gun and shot his head off.

    Then the River Patrolman Xring came around the boat with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your duck was in such bad shape I had to shoot him. How are you feeling?
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    Lol

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    Glad I weren't there.
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    Way to much time on your hands
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    If that lake don't thaw out soon, the white coat bunch may be looking for you. Poor ole Billbob.
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    Randall this no fishing weather is gonna get us all stir crazy sitting inside!
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    Lol

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    Look out RCC, Nimrod is coming after your story telling title.

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    Lol. Funny story.

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