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RCC
12-27-2013, 12:33 PM
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

Buckrub
12-27-2013, 12:38 PM
Um....

If she's 69, then 50 years ago she'd have been 19, no?

:highfive

RCC
12-27-2013, 12:47 PM
Maybe the dude don't know his wife's age:biggrin


FIFY:Rofl

creekslick
12-27-2013, 08:26 PM
Sounds a lot like my wife!

DRPEPPER
12-28-2013, 07:37 AM
Sounds a lot like my wife!

oooooogh. You still got that tear drop?
DP

creekslick
12-28-2013, 08:45 AM
oooooogh. You still got that tear drop?
DP

Yep and I keep the bed made in it all the time.

Gindog
12-28-2013, 01:12 PM
My wife told me I was lucky:biggrin

BigRiverMarine
12-29-2013, 07:39 PM
My wife told me I was lucky:biggrin

I hope you were smart enough to agree!! Lol

Happy wife, happy life!!!!!!!!!

arkcrappie
12-30-2013, 07:46 AM
When I read this I thought I understood the idea of being married for 50 years. Then I remembered I am only 49...............:Rofl

Don't worry, my wife would expect to hear that:biggrin

Buckrub
12-31-2013, 10:22 AM
A few years ago, when we'd been married 40 years, I jokingly told the wife "a man ought to have a 20 year marriage contract. If I had had that, I'd have had TWO wives by now, each TWENTY years".

She said "Boy, you ain't wired for TWO TWENTY".

BAM!

Scrapper
12-31-2013, 06:42 PM
She said "Boy, you ain't wired for TWO TWENTY".


That'll put a man in his place! lol That was good!

DRPEPPER
01-02-2014, 01:08 PM
Since we are all brave men here....
I was bragging on how much I spent to convence my wife to marry me. She said my imagination is too small to grasp how much it will cost when she decides to get rid of me.
DP