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    Fishing Angel

    Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them. The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, "I've suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?" The angel touches the man's back, and he feels instant relief.

    The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure his poor eyesight. The angel tosses the man's glasses into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's vision clears, and he can see everything distinctly.





    The angel now turns to the third guy, who throws up his hands in fear. "Don't touch me!" he cries. "I'm on disability!"

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    That's a good en!!!!!
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    ...now that's funny!

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    Disability and a government phone.

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    If he's like a bunch of em on disability, there ain't nothin really wrong with him anyway!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine View Post
    If he's like a bunch of em on disability, there ain't nothin really wrong with him anyway!!!!!
    I agree with your there BRM. I don't have a problem with the ones that need it, but the ones that don't should have to work like everyone else. When i was younger, I knew a man that was on it for back problems. It was amazing to me how it was only Monday thru Friday though. I would see him out on Saturday nights at the local Eagles lodge dancing away. Then come Monday he could hardly walk. Good news is he got caught. :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine View Post
    If he's like a bunch of em on disability, there ain't nothin really wrong with him anyway!!!!!
    Nuff said!
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