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    What did the Crappie say when he ran into the wall?
    dammmnnnn!!!!!!!

    crap-king
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    What is the national bird of Iraq?
    Duck!!!!!!!!!
    crap-king
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    what do you call an Amish Man on the side of the road with his hand up a horses butt?
    A mechanic
    crap-king
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    Why did the drunk cross the road?
    who else would follow a chicken
    crap-king
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
    He did not see the ewe turn
    crap-king
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    What do you get when cross a bear with a toilet ?
    Winnie the Pooh!!!!!!
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    What kind of bees make the best milk?
    Boo-bees!!!!!!
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    What is the diffeence between beer nuts and deer nuts?

    Beer nuts are around $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck!!!!!!!
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    Why do goriilas have big noses ?

    Because they have big fingers!!!!!!
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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    What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

    One day we may find bigfoot!!!!!!
    with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
    and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!

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