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    The Husband says to his wife, "Today is a fine day." The next day he says, "Today is a fine day." Again, the next day he says the same thing, "Today is a fine day." Finally, after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband, "All week, you have been saying the same thing, 'Today is a fine day.' I am fed up of hearing it. What's the matter?" The husband replies, "Last week, when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day........" I was just trying to remind you!!!
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    I made the mistake of reading that aloud thinking no one was in the room. My gosh the back of my head still smarts!!!
    "Another day on the water..."

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    Yep. That'n will get you a whuppin.
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    I hope I don't have any fine days anytime soon
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    Haggard sings "Some day I'm gonna leave you when things are going good. I can't seem to leave when things are going bad". I guess he knew what a fine day was too.
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