She is seeking a "hard working" farmer. With the hard working left out, maybe you could be her plow boy.
DOEISH AMERICAN PRINCESS
Seeks Hardworking Farmer.....
Hi guys.. I'm Bambi. I'm looking for a real man. One that will be able to take care of ALL my needs.
Must love fawns.
Prefer a farm...ER in the Northeast NC area. Must be able handle a harvester by day and take care of my needs by night.
Crappie Fisherman a bonus.
LIKES: Corn, beans, grain, long quiet walks through the fields (I hate talking with my mouth full).
DISLIKES: Lead, dogs, lead, loud bangs, lead, phonies (decoys), lead, being whistled at.....did I mention lead?
If you think I'm the doe for you and you think you can satisfy my appetite, give me a jingle (Kris... NO means NO).
Call 1-555-DOE-EYED
"Once you go doe, you never go slow."
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She is seeking a "hard working" farmer. With the hard working left out, maybe you could be her plow boy.
USS Intrepid CVS-11 Helicopter Squadron-3 1960-1964
When I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations I have a good day
CG, I can not even begin to come up with a response that this post deserves. I am friggen speechless. Chessus H Cripes. The first time in my life where a woodsgoat forces me to retreat! Time to regroup and get stocked up on ammo. Thats what I do when I see something that is very disturbing. I must go to my Gun chamber of solace. something has got to give my mind some peace. Sheesh.CF
The Original Woodsgoat Hater
2011 NWR Bash Yellow Perch Champion
Dang y'all.... I know some ladies with questionable morals... Let me know before ya start harassing the local critters.
BWAH-HA....
I think Farmer is more worried about them harassing HIM... He's done gone and locked himself away in the dark.
Wait....
I hope he's not doing what I think he is.....
You know.....
Cleaning his weapon.
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Hi guys
Just got back home here in Edenton from a weekend frolicking on the beach at Corolla.
Thought I'd post a pic that might raise your... ahem... interest a bit.
Like the other one was soooooo 3 seasons ago.
Bambi
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