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  1. 10-12-2006, 09:58 PM #1
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    This just might work!!!!



    Subject: Redneck Special Forces







    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

    a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).



    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be

    dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

    following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
    But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.
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  2. 10-12-2006, 09:59 PM #2
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    Hahahaha...............that's funny!!
    AMERICANS: Willing to cross a frozen river to kill you, in your sleep, on Christmas, totally not kidding, we've done it.
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    Thats good.:D :D :D
    Hope your lines stay wet and your livewells full.:D
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  4. 10-13-2006, 07:16 AM #4
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    thats a good one, I think you left off number 5 though
    5. they are directly responible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
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  5. 10-13-2006, 08:52 AM #5
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    Number five would probably be enough by its self. LOL
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    That is a lot like this email I got...
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    Also, the trrorists were responsible for Dale Earnhardts death.
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    There will also be 21 gals with them . And the only thing they will have on is a smile.
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    I worked with them guys before. LOL

    They sure know how to party.
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    Default Thanks for the laugh!

    That was funny!! Thanks!
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