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    Default I deduce that birds...


    can't smell.

    A man in a blue jumpsuit came by the house just after dark the other day and asked if I would clean some fish. I said I would, but by the time I got them cleaned it was plumb dark. Rather than bury the remains, I just threw them into the burn pile with a bunch of limbs and stuff that had blown down. I noticed yesterday that the smell was atrocious, but the mockingbirds were loving it. Several were sitting in the limbs that I had thrown in. I can only assume the crappie remains had become maggotized (kinda like magnetized but different), and the birds were getting an easy feed. Therefore, I deduce that birds can't smell or they carry some kind of nose plugs.

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    You need to finish that boat and go fishing.lol
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    Is "deduce" really a word?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER View Post
    Is "deduce" really a word?
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    Probably not. I didn't worry about it since we were only talking about the olafactory senses of the Mimus polyglottos.

    Besides we're over here in the off topic forum where any thing goes.
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    I reckon so. I learned what poxmoxus is here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRPEPPER View Post
    I reckon so. I learned what poxmoxus is here.
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    I learn you hold up big fish and lay down small fish to make them look bigger
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