Ammo is getting scarce

[DRPEPPER]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"


I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

DP

[steve48]

Something tells me that if Susan sees this, you may wish she had ammo instead of iron skillet. I sure wouldn't tell her. Might ask her if she knew about it.

[Crappie Greg]

And what kind of ammo was it! Lol!!

[MEATGETTER]

Blanks !!!!!!!!!