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    The Post Turtle

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'Post Turtle'
    was.

    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
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    Ha! That's good stuff!

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    Very good analogy.
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    Nice!!!


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    so true
    "my wife" crappie fishing is a jerk on one end waiting for a jerk on the other."

    pullin they're heads up, ears and all

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    My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....... or something like that!

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    I understand the people that get a check in the mail and do nothing for it voting for him, but people who have a job and voted twice for this piece of s_ _ _. Simply amazing!!!

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