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  1. 07-09-2013, 07:03 AM #1
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    Default Text message from granny


    An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
    She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you."
    The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
    Please advise."

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  2. 07-09-2013, 07:06 AM #2
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    You are soooooo romantic.
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    What a CRAPpy reply. That really stinks!!

    I've got to steal that one and pass it along CP.
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  4. 07-09-2013, 02:30 PM #4
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    Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  5. 07-10-2013, 11:46 AM #5
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    The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?"
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    That was great. Thanks,
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  7. 07-11-2013, 09:35 AM #7
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    raisin bran all over my computer screen ,,,thanks cane pole.
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