Reply With QuoteIf somebody acuses you of lying through you tooth you might be a redneck
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
3 - 1 to eat the possum and 2 to watch for traffic
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with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If somebody acuses you of lying through you tooth you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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What has 72 legs and 36 heads and an IQ of 12?
Aredneck bar on Friday Night
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If you just got married and you have skoal cans strung from the bumper you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If you smoke hams after sex you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If the jack o latern on your porch has more teeth than you - you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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A redneck, a Chinese man, and an Italian man, all three worked on the railroad - as they broke for lunch the Chinese man said if he had an eggroll in his lunch he was going to kill himself - the Italian said if I have a slice of pizza I will kill myself - the redneck claimed if he had another hamhock he would kill himself - as they opened their lunch bags there was a eggroll,a slice of pizza, and a hamhock, -all 3 men through themselves in front of an on coming train - at the funeral the chinese man's wife said only if I had not packed an eggroll, the italian's wife said only if I had not packed a slice of pizza, the rednecks wife said don't look at me that fool packed his own vittles
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If you think the last 4 words of the national athem is "Gentlemen start your engines " you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If your babies first words were "attention k-mart shoppers" you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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If your wife ask you to move the transnission so she can take a bath - you might be a redneck
crap-king
with my mind on crappie and crappie on my mind -
and if ya'll see Goober later tellem I said duh huh - he'll know what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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