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  1. 03-27-2013, 09:40 AM #1
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    An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only
    4 parachutes.

    The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I
    am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me
    to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war
    hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." He grabbed
    the second pack and jumped.

    The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United
    States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even
    call me the 'Anointed One.'" He grabbed the pack next to him and jumped
    out.

    The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
    10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best
    I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

    The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for
    you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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    If only it were true. Still funny tho.
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    That is some Funny stuff.
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    Must have been on another vacation....
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    Good one

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    That would be to good to be true.
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    We couldnt get that lucky to have that happen for real!
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    Quote Originally Posted by satdoc1 View Post
    We couldnt get that lucky to have that happen for real!
    X2, if only
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaxsprat View Post
    X2, if only
    Make that X3
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