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    Default Joke


    A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.

    The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

    Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

    The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

    The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go crappie fishing.
    Good things come to those who bait.


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    thats a good one
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    F-u-n-n-y

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    That's just what I needed to finish the day.

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    That will be a good one for the wife.
    Hope your lines stay wet and your livewells full.:D

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    Thats good,man.:D CF
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    That's a typical answer for a Crappie fisherman like us!

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    Default shortest fairy tale

    A guy asked his girlfriend to marry him.....she said no!
    So he stayed out late, went crappie fishing,had a cold beer and lived happily ever after....The End

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