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Thread: This about sums it all up (gun control, fed govt and the rest of it)

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    Default This about sums it all up (gun control, fed govt and the rest of it)


    THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE!
    (THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!)

    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
    Think about this:
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments
    COWS:
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
    THE CONSTITUTION:
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
    Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
    GET 'ER DONE
    Be as smart as you can, but it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

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    I want to laugh.............but it's to close to reality

    OK.....

    First I'll

    Then I'll
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    On the money there hoss

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    Default Re: This about sums it all up (gun control, fed govt and the rest of it)

    Nothing but the truth
    TOO MANY IDIOTS TO FEW BULLETS

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    hes got my vote for pres.........if we can have a clown like currently, surley a redneck comedian will be an improvement.....


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