Why Men are better than Women!

[Eager Beaver]

Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 8:01 AM
Subject: HERE IT IS!!!!




Subject: HERE IT IS!!!!





We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is. Man's answer to Maxine.

Men strike back!


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle the truth!




AND MAXINE SAYS.....

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[bowdenja]

This will surely raise a few hackles:o

[Charger]

:d

[roybuoy]

thats a good one

[izzysfishin]

Funny stuff. I used to work with a guy that was married 5 times, he told me 4 were great Housekeepers. The 5th did'nt want the house, she kept the car hehe...izzy

[crappiencali]

That was funny!!! But I think you gonna get an earfull when the ladies see it....

[fish.on]

Keep um barefoot and pregnant and stirring that gravy. And you better buy um a trinket now and again, better a trinket than the whole shebang. Hmmm. They marry a guy with a PHD and a six figure income. Then they have a couple of kids and get a fixed income a house a car and no bull. Literally! I'd rather be dumb and keep um happy than be smart and keep um happy. Or is that backwards? Think about it. Loved the post though. But honey if you read this you knowww what I like.

[CrappieLips]

My friends knew when my 2nd wife would get mad and leave. I asked how they knew? They said when they drove by, The curtian's would be gone, now thats bad