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    Default Just call him "stinky".


    A bud of mine was fishing one day last year and it was going to be sunny so he decided to apply some sun screen before he left the ramp. It was still kind of dark /windy because it was early and he just reached into the boat glove compartment and grabbed a bottle and started smearing it all over his arms and face.

    Around noon he stopped off at the marina for some chow. The whole time he was in there he thought the marina smelled bad, more so than it normaly does anyway and that he was getting some weird looks from the people inside.

    Well , he went back to fishing and didn't think nothing more about it. That evening when he got home his wife told him the second he walked into the house that he needed a shower real bad and that he looked like a red raccoon

    After taking the shower he went back out to the boat to get it ready for the next trip. While cleaning up the front deck he noticed the sun screen was in the fish scent bottle holder. Yep you guessed it, the "bug juice" was in the glove compartment.

    Shad Formula Fish Attractor isn't a good sun screen.

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    LOL That's funny!!!!
    "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

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    Good story,i bet his boat is now equipped with a flashlight.
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    Funny,
    Where the bugs all over him? He needs to try sun screen out for a fish attractor. Never know, it might work!
    LET IT RIP!

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    LMAO.....dont care who you are thats funny!:D

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    It was one of them things you should never tell your buds about, if you know what I mean.

    Haha.

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    Whats even more funny is that he didn't realize it lol. If I smelled like bug juice I think I'd notice, his sense of smell must be shot! :p

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    :D That will definetly make you check your own bottles out when you are out there now. LMAO
    Hope your lines stay wet and your livewells full.:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by KCBH
    A bud of mine was fishing one day last year and it was going to be sunny so he decided to apply some sun screen before he left the ramp. It was still kind of dark /windy because it was early and he just reached into the boat glove compartment and grabbed a bottle and started smearing it all over his arms and face.

    Around noon he stopped off at the marina for some chow. The whole time he was in there he thought the marina smelled bad, more so than it normaly does anyway and that he was getting some weird looks from the people inside.

    Well , he went back to fishing and didn't think nothing more about it. That evening when he got home his wife told him the second he walked into the house that he needed a shower real bad and that he looked like a red raccoon
    After taking the shower he went back out to the boat to get it ready for the next trip. While cleaning up the front deck he noticed the sun screen was in the fish scent bottle holder. Yep you guessed it, the "bug juice" was in the glove compartment.

    Shad Formula Fish Attractor isn't a good sun screen.
    We had a boss at work once tell about putting sun tan lotion on his plastic worm for fish formula. Of course he was a ding-a-ling anyway. You know what they say ''Sh-- happens'' usually when you got your head up your A--!
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