Three men were hiking through a forest... When they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs... And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, nearly drowning twice!

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross this river.'

Poof!!!

God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs... And he was able to row across the river in about an hour. Almost capsizing once!

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river.'

Poof!!!

*HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!*

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream... And walked across the bridge

*The moral of the story: Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way
your wife told you!!!*

*GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO
CAN HANDLE IT!*