How about some HELP!!!!

[Mr Zip]

First let me say this is a great forum. I have learned a lot from all who post and had many chuckles along the way. With all the knowledge on this board why doesn't it have a glossary of terms? It would be a great help to us newbies. Many terms are regional and a list with a description and pic's if you like would be a great help. What do ya think?

[wrwest]

MR Zip, I have to agree with you about a glossary. I'm from the left coast and have to sit down and think about some of these threads some times. More than once I have had to ask, what does this mean. I will get positive replies to my question. I have learned so much here, thanks to everyone...

[bugman]

come on over to the mo board you might be able to relate to all of us hillbillys over there.

[THE FISHERMANS EDGE]

I do have some medical terms and translations these might help.............

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section...........A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
Colic......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate.....................To live long.
Enema......................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.....................A small lie.
G.I.Series.................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff..............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient.................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.....................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.....................Dang near killed him.
Secretion..................Hiding something
Seizure....................Roman emperor.
Tablet.....................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................More than one.
Urine......................Opposite of mine.
Varicose...................Near by/close by.

[Mr Zip]

Bug I would have posted this message on the Mo board cuz I do relate, but I am so new to the game I didn't see where to start a new thread.

[izzysfishin]

To start a new thread on any board, you have to be on the main page of that board, otherwise all you'll see is the reply button. Mr.Z, pop in on the Mo. as bugman said and ask away. Trust me, any question that may sound dumb to you, has been asked before. Probably twice by me...izzy