I heard this joke today and thought you might enjoy.
It seems that one day during church service everyone looked up and saw ole Satan himself standing in the doorway. Well everyone got scared and ran out the back door. Everyone that is but one very old gentlemen sitting in the first pew. When Satan saw this he asked the man "do you not know who I am"? The old gent simply said "yep, I do". Satan confused, asked him "are you not afraid of me"?. Once again the old gent just said, "nope, I ain't". Satan couldn't believe his eyes or ears and in a rage he asked the old man again,"do you not know that I can kill you just by speaking a single word"? Once again, the answer from the old man was "yep I do". If you know this, why aren't you afraid of me Satan said in a rage?. The old man looked him straight in the eye and said very calmly, "Because I've been married to your sister for 44 years"!!