Thats Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she
didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for. :p
I don't think she's coming back.
A gun in hand is a lot better than a cop on the phone.
Thats Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
Dave
Center,lets go fish.....looks like your going to have a lot of free time on your hands,til you get the alimony decree:D
Thats just cold brother:D
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went drinking,hunting & fishing a lot.
in wine there is wisdom
in beer there is strength
in water there is bacteria
"We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect"
-Aldo Leopold
Another quote, i think it was Hemmingway. [Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.] W.C. Fields [I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case i see a snake - which i also keep handy]...izzy