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crappiefarmer
04-28-2012, 12:00 AM
Tuesday afternoon April 24th 2012, A day that will live in infamy, My Ram 2500 was attacked by a brutal kamakazi ambush causing permanent damage to My front headlight. The Turkey that caused this damage, did so with intent to kill Me. The bird jumping out and taking flight in front of me at speeds of 60 mph left me no chance to even try to stop the carnage that would ensue. I can still see the glass and feathers exploding out in front of me. Only missing me by a foot or so as I kept going. As I received the estimate for damages at an amount around $650 dollars, I realized that this was no accident and the action was carried out with malice. As of Friday April 27th, I am in a state of war with the empire of wild turkeys. God have mercy on their souls for I will not.CF

Barnacle Bill
04-28-2012, 12:59 AM
Sorry to hear that Ed. Was there enough left for supper?

crappiefarmer
04-28-2012, 07:49 AM
Sorry to hear that Ed. Was there enough left for supper?

Fraid not Bill. The turkey wiped most of itself out going through the head light lens. There was just glass and feathers, head, feet,wings, beaks, toes, and spurs.CF

Chasing Ghosts
04-28-2012, 07:52 AM
Careful CF... they may have formed an alliance with Woods Goat empire.

REDBOAT
04-28-2012, 09:12 AM
I hate when those things do that.. running straight at ya flapping their wings like that.. I'm ducking just sitting right here in my chair! :S

crappiefarmer
04-29-2012, 10:14 PM
Careful CF... they may have formed an alliance with Woods Goat empire.

You may be right CG. I have always watched and ducked the woodsgoats in the evening and night. Always thought I was pretty safe in the middle of the day. Until now. An alliance like this would put me under fire 24 hours a day. Seen some turkeys starting to use the corn fields all ready. I smell some payback coming. That is all I need CG, Another friggen evil axis.CF

crappiefarmer
04-29-2012, 10:19 PM
I hate when those things do that.. running straight at ya flapping their wings like that.. I'm ducking just sitting right here in my chair! :S

Redboat, You are right. I seen right into its eyes when it was coming at me. That thing had bad blood for me. Was looking to do some serious harm. Right up to the point where it tried to enter the truck at a bad location. That thing did more damage than a buck woodsgoat did back in december to my truck. Time to kill something.CF

Boscoe
04-29-2012, 10:32 PM
CF, lookout they're coming in all directions.
http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i400/Bosko2011/540x380px-LL-8db17954_523871_2967030655078_1241037014_32350947_ 977777483_n.jpg

Don G
04-30-2012, 07:59 AM
Where's Mater???????RoflRofl

crappiefarmer
04-30-2012, 11:35 PM
CF, lookout they're coming in all directions.
http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i400/Bosko2011/540x380px-LL-8db17954_523871_2967030655078_1241037014_32350947_ 977777483_n.jpg

Cheesus Boscoe don't scare me like that. Dang, I took out two of them and a coon at the shop last week getten in corn seed. That was a bad move. What the he77 is going on here?CF

Chasing Ghosts
04-30-2012, 11:42 PM
Geeze I had forgotten about Mater.

crappiefarmer
04-30-2012, 11:44 PM
Where's Mater???????RoflRofl

Don, Had the privilege of knocking one of maters' cousins in the dirt about a month ago but I was sitting at shop today and saw a brand new mater model out sampling the lush tender weeds along the edge of the shop yard. Now when the wheat beans get planted in june, He will be out sampling them unless I have something to say about it.

I don't know what the heck is going on, I am still getting my daily attempts on my life from the local woodsgoat population. I can understand that as they hate me like folks hate Hitler for the generational damage I have done to their herds. But man, all of a sudden, We are about to be over run with varmints. Looks like it is time to ride the old smoke wagon around with me. I smell covert ops in the works again.CF

crappiefarmer
04-30-2012, 11:49 PM
Geeze I had forgotten about Mater.

Yeah, I had just about forgotten about Mater too. Some folks here just won't let me forget. Ain't heard much out of that useless animal loving caretaker of his lately either.CF

crappiefarmer
04-30-2012, 11:51 PM
I just remembered, I got stuff at the shop right now that rigged properly, could hurl a possum a good half mile. That would be cool to see.CF